- person at school: *breathes*
- me: can you not
your moms like a vaccume, she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet. - will ferell. -the campaign
- Tom: I loved this girl, & what did she do? She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.
- Allison: Literally?
- Tom: Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. What's the matter with you?